The best Canadian actors live in Hollywood California like William Shatner. He liked being a Canadian so much that he became American. Now they can't show Star Trek movies. Once we buy Canada, they can once again see Star Trek legally.MUSIC AY VIDEOS

Most of the Canadians live in a city called Toronto. If you visit Toronto you would think that you are in Chicago, except the place is cleaner and the people talk funny (Eh?). Torontototonians would have an easy time adjusting to becoming American. They would only have to loose the accent, and stop saying " I'm Sorry" all the time when they bump into you. We move the Torontonians to New York, and let them bump into all the people that they can. Then every " I'm Sorry' will of course be met with the best choice words a typical New Yorker can muster.

Most of the hockey players come from Canada. I am tired of this. Taking over Canada will allow us to say that most players come from United States. It's quite simple. The good news is that their football stinks. We should take the worst team in the NFL and make them play every Canadian Football League team. This will teach the Canadians a lesson since the worst team in the NFL is better than any team in the CFL. Maybe they will stop playing that sissy CFL game and stick to Hockey!

Canada has no army to speak of. A few soldiers here and there. They have 5 F-18 fighter jets. We can have them when we buy Canada. I hope they work since the pilots don't fly them when there are clouds in the sky. They have a navy made up of 3 ships. 2 of the ships are in dry dock all the time since they have problems with their engineers. They are still looking for the 3rd one. Canada is a big country you know. Once we finish the buy-out, we can help them find their lost ship.